ATTENTION ALL TOP ORDER BATSMEN.
- Fed up scoring a shed load of runs that are never enough?
- Want to spread the glory to the lower order?
When line, length, pace & bounce just aren't good enough, boost your bowlers' self worth and their averages!
Get this essential handy pack suitable for all matches and balls. Pack includes:
- Zinc Oxide finger tape.
- Emery board.
- Bottle top.
- Grit & dirt.
- Petroleum jelly.
- Sandpaper (green - to "lose in the outfield").
- Jelly to strengthen your fingernails.
The full pack at £75 is a great investment - its free drinks for you all season when the jugs are on them! They'll think they can bowl round corners and those dumb clucks will never know they're useless. How good are you going to feel?